Heard he was dope as sour d.

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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mantrabent:

deleteyourlife:

i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit

this is sounding like a really good fucking idea rn

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craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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madturbating:

one time i balled so hard not even i could find me

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brynnasaurus:

Suit up

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suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

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innercitysurfer:

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officialdogblog:

that girl you just called fat? well that isn’t her name

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